Hay girl hayyyy Friday! You sure got here quick!
Dear Central Market: (besides the fact that I'm obvi in love with you. Like real soul-mate forever kind of love) I hope you're delicious homemade muffins are healthy. Because I am screwed if they aren't. Toffee and hazlenut, very blueberry, strawberry and goat cheese...bring them to me. All of them.
(which reminds me) Dear PMS: YOU girlfriend, are such a B. You are not even a girlfriend, you're the annoying B that hangs around that nobody likes. Get lost.
Dear Bloody Mary: I am going to be all over you like white on rice come Saturday morning. Mmm I've been day dreaming about you all week.
Dear Happy Hour: Only 5 more hours baby, 5 more. If I listen closely I can already hear you whispering my name.
Dear Weekend Weather: Can't wait to meet you! Highs in the 50s and rainy? Yes. I will be in my pajamas, on my couch, with booze in hand, probably cooking up a storm, ALL weekend.
Dear Oktoberfest (2.0): I'm sorry I won't make it this weekend, the weenies are just not too fond of cold or rain. They would hate me and I would hate me (and probably them) if we visited you this weekend.
Dear Chloe: I'm sorry your had an upset tummy this morning boo. I would just like to thank you 1000 times though for telling me you needed to go outside to do your thang this morning. Kisses
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Conversation between me and co-worker this morning, we'll call her C.
Me: "Oh C, it's been one of those mornings..."
C: "Oh really? I'm sorry girl, at least it's Friday?"
M: "YES! Friday! It can only go uphill from here right?!"
*Not one second passes by...I take a sip of coffee and spill it all over my white dry clean only blouse I'm wearing today.*
M: "Eff. Nevermind. I give up on today"
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Ahh, I can not wait for this weekend. I feel a relaxing one comin on, ya know? Maybe?
Wahoo! Fellow Texan blogger :) Girl, I am with you on the muffins. Dear Lord, I can get some serious nom action in that place.
ReplyDeleteHope your fur baby feels better and the coffee stain comes out :( Uphill from here!
So with you on PMS! The best part of being pregnant was skipping periods for 9 months - too bad they're back now! :)
ReplyDelete"If I listen closely I can already hear you whispering my name." You are my hero. Also, about the coffee spilling thing? I ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, end up spilling SOMETHING on myself whenever I wear anything white and or dry clean only. Inevitable. We just simply must accept it. It's a miracle I actually didn't spill anything on my wedding dress. A Christmas miracle, I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteHappy Friiiiiday!!
My PMS & your PMS should be friends. Seriously I hate the bish. It's the worst time ever
ReplyDeleteHahhh!!! That is seriously a scene out of a movie...at least you didn't spill it on a Monday, right?!
ReplyDeleteIt's 50 and rainy here today, but on Saturday it was 90 and sunny...craziness!
Mmmmm. Bloody Mary's. Yum.
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